Sweet Dreams

Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said:
"Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."

Clinton asked, "What was on the banner?"

Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, God is Allah."

Clinton said:
"You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."

Saddam said: "What was on the banner?"

Clinton replied: "I really don't know.... I don't read Hebrew."