Three men are traveling in the Amazon, an Italian an Israeli, and an Arab, and they get captured by some Amazons.
The head of the tribe says to the Italian, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The Italian responds, "I will take a pizza!"
So they put a pizza on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished the Italian has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the Italian away, and say to the Arab, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take oil!" says the Arab, and he stands there straight and takes his 10 lashings, collapses and is carried out.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the Israeli.
He responds, "I'll take the Arab!"