A rabbi and a priest are playing golf. The rabbi misses a shot and exclaims "G-d damn it, I missed!".
The priest chides him "A man of your profession shoulnd't be taking the Lord's name in vain". The rabbi apologizes, but at the next hole he misses again and again exclaims "G-d damn it, I missed!".
The priest is really upset now, and the rabbi apologizes again, saying "If I say that again, may a bolt of lightning come down and strike me dead."
Third hole, the rabbi makes the worst shot yet and yells "G-d damn it, I missed!"
Immediately, a bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and hits the priest, whereupon a thunderous voice is heard "G-d damn it, I missed!"