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Joke for the High Holidays

A Jewish sailor was shipwrecked on a desert island and the first thing he did was build two synagogues....

Years later when he was rescued people were bewildered and asked him: Why he built two synagogues... to which he replied:

"In this one I pray, and in the other one... I would NEVER go there!"

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