Three bubbes were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, " You know my son, he graduated fist in his class from Stanford, he's now a doctor making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard, he's now a lawyer making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, " you know my son, he never did too well is school, he never went to any university but he now makes 1 million dollars a Year in New York working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask "Vos is a sports repairman?"

The Bubbe replies, "He fixes hockey games, football games, baseball games....."